Who Was the First Black President? (Part 18 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
18. Ulysses Grant
Is he related to President Grant from Scandal?
No.
But is he having an affair with Olivia Pope?
Think about what you just asked.
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 17 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 17 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
17. Andrew Johnson
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 16 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 15 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
15. James Buchanan
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 14 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 11 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
11. James K. Polk
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 10 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 10 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
10. John Tyler
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 9 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 9 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
9. William Henry Harrison
Was he the first President to die in office?
Yes.
Did he create the secret island where Tupac, Elvis, and jimi Hendrix live?
Yes.
So he is still alive?
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Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 8 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
8. Martin Van Buren
Was he Scrooge in a community theatre production of “A Christmas Carol”?
Yes
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 7 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 7 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
7. Andrew Jackson
Was he the first sorcerer-in-chief?
Probably
But isn’t he related to Michael Jackson?
No.
What about Samuel L. Jackson?
Sure, why not.
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 6 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
5. John Quincy Adams
Was he the first black president?
No.
Was he the first son of a black president to be elected president?
No.
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Would Mitt Romney Have Been the First Black President?
Mitt Romney lost the 2012 presidential election, leaving conservatives with many questions. chief among them, though, is “Would Mitt Romney be the first black president?”
(Would have been) 45. Mitt Romney
Would he have been the first black president?
No.
Would he be the first president in the black?
No, that was Jefferson.
Would Mitt Romney have been the president most in the black financially?
Yes
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 5 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
5. James Monroe
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 4 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 4 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
4. James Madison
Was he the first black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 3 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 3 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
3. Thomas Jefferson
Was he the first black President?
No.
Was he the first president who could be the father of a black president?
Yes.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 2 of 44)
Who Was the First Black President? (Part 2 of 44)
In a harrowing 44-part series, I will examine each President and answer the toughest question of all: Who really was the first black president? Have we even had a black president? By combining the most current research with expert analysis, I will settle the debate raging through this great nation.
2. John Adams
Was he the fist black president?
No.
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Who Was the First Black President? (Part 1 of 44)
VP Debate (Drinking Game) Primer
Via: NerdWallet
A Vice-President debate is kind of ridiculous because elections are typically not won because of a VP, and they don’t really have much power outside of tie-breaking Senate votes and staying in live in case the President dies.
If they were honest,the debate would go something like this:
On Foreign Policy
Biden: I would do a better job of staying alive just in case and breaking senate ties
Ryan: No, I would do a good job of staying alive just in case and breaking senate ties
On Unemployment
Biden: I would do a better job of staying alive just in case and breaking senate ties
Ryan: No, I would do a good job of staying alive just in case and breaking senate ties
On the National Debt
Biden: I would do a better job of staying alive just in case and breaking senate ties
Ryan: No, I would do a good job of staying alive just in case and breaking senate ties
Thankfully, there are still drinking games to keep us occupied while we wait for Joe Biden to say something vaguely sexual whilst getting lost in Paul Ryan’s eyes.
Here are the rules for tonight’s debate!
October 11th Vice-Presidential Debate - Focus on not saying anything dumb to hurt the top of the ticket
Drink When Someone Says/Does - Pretty much same as above, when you imagine Paul Ryan naked, when your imagined naked Paul Ryan morphs into Ron Paul, when you imagine Sarah Palin naked for old times’ sake.
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