Obama is the #1 War President, Has Declared War on 109 Things
Everyone knows that President Barack Hussein Obama has managed to be the LEAST EFFECTIVE PRESIDENT EVER while simultaneously COMPLETELY RUINING AMERICA (via contradictory rhetoric). Today, Mother Jones, the top news source for Portlandia characters, compiled a list of 109 things Obama has declared war on. Most of these just link to blogs written by nobodies with too much time on their hands.
Here are some of the highlights!
Mousepads and Cofffee Mugs - Conservative critics slammed Obama because he made campaign merch featuring his birth certificate as a joke on birthers.
The rich and poor people - Great news for Romney, since that makes them equal now.
Success - Now that Obama has reached the top job in the country, he wants to ruin success so nobody else can become President and he can be President for life.
Britain - Obama should have known that giving the Queen a DVD box set of The Wire would be seen as an act of aggression. She prefers Blu-Ray.
The American People - It’s like he thinks he’s in the highest office in the land or something.
Overall, I’m disappointed in MoJo. They had a perfect opportunity to make an 109 page long slide show. Arianna Huffington would never make that mistakes. Say what you will about her opinions, but she knows how to monetize others’ content for maximum Google ad dollars.
Source: Mother Jones