Dirty Cricket Poors Descend Upon iPhone And Ruin it for EVERYONE
First they came for the BlackBerries, and I didn’t speak out because I had moved on to touchscreen phones.
Then they came for the Android phones, and I didn’t speak out because I wanted the most updated operated system
Then they came for Instagram, and I didn’t speak out because I was there first.
Then they came for the iPhone, and there was no relevant smartphone brand left to place a false sense of superiority upon.
The dirty poors have long been advancing upon the iPhone. Now the Cricket iPhone has truly ruined it for all of the upstanding contract iPhone customers.
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Instagram Released for Android. Will Dirty Poors Ruin It?
Apple VP Rage-quits Instagram Because of Dirty Android Poors Ruining The Community
Source: suntimes.com
Apple VP Rage-quits Instagram Because of Dirty Android Poors Ruining The Community
I have reported before on the ongoing battle of Instagram in the Phone Warz. It was taken to another level today when Apple Senior Vice-President Phil Schiller announced that he stopped using popular nostalgia photograph app Instagram.
Instagram is a great app and community. That hasn’t changed.
But one of the things I really liked about Instagram was that it was a small community of early adopters sharing their photographs.
Now that it has grow(n) much larger the signal to noise ratio is different.
That isn’t necessarily good or bad, it’s just not what I originally had fun with.
Mr. Schiller has a great point. The additional 5 million Android Instagram users are totally ruining it for the 30 million iPhone Instagram users. It’s like the Androids are taking over the neighborhood app and ruining all of the iPhone users’ property values photo-sharing experience.
While this news is troubling, it does open the door for an entrepreneur to make another, more exclusive app similar to Instagram, but maybe this time it’ll look like grainy pictures from early 2 megapixel digital cameras.
Expect iPhone users to abandon Instagram en masse and move to the suburbs a newer, app with three bedrooms and two and a half baths more image filters.
Source: 9to5mac.com
U.S. Marshals Sent to the Internet to Desegregate Instagram
Internet — President Obama sent a team of U.S. Marshals into the Internet late Thursday night to desegregate the popular photo-sharing application, Instagram.
Conflict began Tuesday afternoon, when Instagram announced it would now allow Android smartphone users into its application. iPhone users, who had long been the sole residents of Instagram, riled against the news, then took to the internet to protest their new Android neighbors.
“Ew Android lol,” an iPhone Instagram user said.
The situation escalated Wednesday, when iPhone users organized a coordinated set of photo-bombs against Android users’ newly tinted photography.
“We will not stop until our community is pure again,” - said an anonymous member of the iOS Infantry.
President Obama directed the Marshals to protect Android users’ photographs as the make the trek from their phones to the internet.
“Many believe that there is a divide in America. They look at Congress, and think that the nation is irreparably broken. I disagree. I look across this great country and see that Democrats and Republicans, the faithful and the faithless, and even iPhone and Android users can live together in harmony,” President Obama said during an emergency prime time speech tonight.
Instagram Released for Android. Will Dirty Poors Ruin It?
Instagram is a popular photo-sharing/social networking/nostalgia exploitative app that was exclusive to iPhones until today. This is a huge boon to Android phone owners, who have long wanted to turn pictures of the mundane into art, but lacked the necessary application to do so.
One of Instagram’s old signs outside of their app.
Unfortunately, when anything is opened up to the public, people who were originally in the “in” group aren’t happy about all the new people coming in.
This should be noted as a momentous day in the Cell Phone Warz. Millions of people around the world, who are probably poor because they didn’t buy an iPhone because only poors buy Android phones, are now able to break the sepia-toned glass ceiling of the photo-sharing world.
Bravo, Instagram, Bravo.
