SCANDAL: Obama 2012 Campaign Steals Slogan From MSNBC of all Places
Despite some successes, President Obama still faces a rough reelection campaign. His 2008 slogan, “Change”, won’t work on the jaded masses now. Fortunately, they have crafted a new slogan designed to keep Obama in the Oval Office.
At first, Forward seems good. It’s simple, chantable, and hashtag-able, all of which are required in modern politics. “I Like Ike” never would have trended on Twitter, mostly because Twitter didn’t exist then.
Anyway, the big news here is that the Obama campaign finally admits it is in the pocket of third or fourth rated cable news channel, MSNBC.
The resemblance is uncanny. Either the Obama campaign clearly decided to steal from MSNBC in hopes of catching the prison TV show viewer demographic, which could be critical to his reelection efforts, or the campaign likes the idea and was sure it would be fresh to America at-large since nobody watches MSNBC.
Time will only tell if MSNBC reacts to this blatant creative theft. I expect Rachel Maddow to “ether” the Obama campaign tonight on her show.
Was Ronald Reagan the First Black President?
Before President Obama was elected and ended racism forever, people liked to call Bill Clinton the first Black President for some combination of reasons that didn’t really make him black but we thought we were decades away from a black president so America kind of just went with it.
Anyway, a controversial magazine named The Conservative Teen, which exists to combat the horrible liberal biases found in Highlights, published a controversial story suggesting that Ronald Reagan was the first black president.
I did not read the story because in 2012 analysis is post-content, so I will make some assumptions about what the story actually said.
- Reagan was President during Eddie Murphy’s prime, while Obama has failed to raise Eddie Murphy to his 1980’s levels.
- Article means “black” as in “dark”, assumes that Reagan was a dark magician practicing voodoo economics (trickle down).
- Reagan knew a black person, making him the first black president by the transitive property of blackness.
EXPOSED: President Obama Continues Hollywood Dreams, Pitches Movie Idea to Harvey Weinstein
As I reported earlier, President Obama is determined to become famous. He has sang twice this year, and now he is venturing into film He must have the same idea of many lost 20-somethings who are using the poor economy as an excuse for “trying to achieve their dreams.”
Anyway, the popular content farm Vulture posted a news blurb from Harvey Weinstein, Chairman of the Weinstein Company. H claims that Obama sent him a book idea and asked if it could be made into a film.
The President sent me a book the other day and said ‘Why don’t you make this into a movie?
Most people would accept the call of the President of the United States of America, but Weinstein panned Obama instead.
In fact, Weinstein claims he turned the President’s pitch down: “I sent him an email back saying he was the most overqualified book scout I’ve ever had,” the movie mogul said
Many question if it is safe to pan a president who has recently signed a bill allowing indefinite detention of American citizens and has even ordered hits on American citizens.
Obama is the #1 War President, Has Declared War on 109 Things
Everyone knows that President Barack Hussein Obama has managed to be the LEAST EFFECTIVE PRESIDENT EVER while simultaneously COMPLETELY RUINING AMERICA (via contradictory rhetoric). Today, Mother Jones, the top news source for Portlandia characters, compiled a list of 109 things Obama has declared war on. Most of these just link to blogs written by nobodies with too much time on their hands.
Here are some of the highlights!
Mousepads and Cofffee Mugs - Conservative critics slammed Obama because he made campaign merch featuring his birth certificate as a joke on birthers.
The rich and poor people - Great news for Romney, since that makes them equal now.
Success - Now that Obama has reached the top job in the country, he wants to ruin success so nobody else can become President and he can be President for life.
Britain - Obama should have known that giving the Queen a DVD box set of The Wire would be seen as an act of aggression. She prefers Blu-Ray.
The American People - It’s like he thinks he’s in the highest office in the land or something.
Overall, I’m disappointed in MoJo. They had a perfect opportunity to make an 109 page long slide show. Arianna Huffington would never make that mistakes. Say what you will about her opinions, but she knows how to monetize others’ content for maximum Google ad dollars.
Source: Mother Jones
Romney Sings at Campaign Event, Proving He’ll Do Anything to Beat Obama
Mitt Romney has been running for President since he was Governor of Massachusetts. Romney has proven time and again that he is willing to ‘do anything’ to win President, for example, switching from a pro-gay rights, pro-choice, health care reform governor to a anti-gay rights, pro-life, anti-his-own-health-care-reform-that-he-passed-as-governor Presidential candidate.
Romney is basically John Kerry 2: Flip-flop Harder - swiftboat vets + a more money than you can imagine.
Anyway, Romney wants to erase any possible advantage Obama might have in the general, so after Romney heard Obama’s beautiful 5-second version of “Let’s Stay Together”, he decided to use the Kristy-Lee Cook method of winning a singing contest without being a great singer aka patriotic pandering. Did Mitt win you over with his smooth vocals, or will Obama win once he decides to sing more than five seconds of a a song?
Is the plot of ‘American Dreamz’ becoming a reality?
Obama Sings at Campaign Fundraising Event. Is this a Twist in the new Season of American Idol?
U.S. American President Barack Hussein Obama changed the game this week when he busted out a soulful five-second version of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” It is obvious that Obama enjoys/is better at campaigning than governing, and a win on the 11th season of American Idol would be a HUGE bump to his campaign.
Who sang it better, Obama or Al Green?
Should John Ashcroft jump into the GOP Presidential nomination race?