Old Man Yells At Chair
In what many are calling “the worst reenatment of a Britney spears music video ever,” Clint Eastwood scolded a chair at the Republican National Convention tonight.
This was a bold move by the Republicans, especially considering that they have so few Hollywood stars in their camp.
In this sketch, Eastwood portrayed his character from Gran Torino, a racist old white mean sucking off the government teet that is medicare and medicare but too senile to realize the irony of his statements.
Suffice to say, the crowd went wild, but they kind of had to because nobody boos an old man clearly going through dementia.
The Obama Campaign must be scrambling to find a famous superstar for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next week.
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