Obama Homebrews Moonshine Beer Instead of DRILL BABY DRILL
This is a guest piece by conservative blogger, Fox News contributor, and Parent-Teacher Association President Gretchen Knox.
Real Americans already know that Barack HUSSEINSOUNDSLIKESADAMHUSSEIN Obama has been drunk on power through his entire term, tyrannically forcing good-ole insurance companies to cover people with prexisting conditions and ending the BCS. Now, Obama is using his WILDLY UNCHECKED EXECUTIVE POWER to get drunk on MY MONEY, like some sort of hipster welfare queen.
Obama, who said he will pay for the beer-making equipment himself, has made presidential history by being the first U.S. President to brew beer at the White House
Tsk tsk, Mr. Fake President. Instead of sitting on your ass making custom beer, you should be allowing oil companies to pump chemicals into the water and extract sweet, Christian oil. Nobody needs polar bears or North Dakota anyway. This even overturns years of traditions set by WHITE PRESIDENTS.
“We have no record of beer brewing at the White House,” - White House Curator Bill Allman
There he goes again, taking a giant SOCIALIST SHIT on the graves of the Founding Fathers (peace be upon them). I am MADD as hell!
Now comes news that Obama’s homebrew is packed aboard his campaign bus.
Barack is DRUNK AT THE WHEEL. It’s like he things his tour bus is the economy and he can just crash it whenever he feels like it and Michelle can’t love you like I do LOVE ME OBAMA TAKE ME IN YOUR STRONG COLOURED* ARMS.
(Editor’s note: Ms. Knox passed out shortly after this statement. She would like to apologize for the crazy words she said regarding President Obama’s arms, she did not mean to use the “socialist marxist European” spelling of “colored”