Taylor Swift Releases New Single, Confirms That Her Career Must Be a Conceptual Art Piece
Taylor Swift released a new song today titled “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”, a title which can only be interpreted aa direct attack on the most cynical among us.
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is what people who make fun of Taylor Swift would come up with as the title to all her songs. This song title is clearly Swift giving a tell of sorts, letting us know that she’s almost done with her graduate thesis, Crafting a Sacccharine Sincere Brand in the Post-Internet Age. Only time will tell if her recent cry for help will work, or if it will just sell millions of albums and be with us until the end of time.