Nintendo Announces the 3DS XL, a Handheld for Obese American Children
Nintendo was chastized for its boring E3 presentation. Last night’s online Nintendo conference is likely the reason why. Not only did Nintendo announce a new iteration of its DS for fat American kids, it also dropped tidbits about big upcoming Nintendo games, like Super Smash Bros 4.
Nintendo of America confirmed that the XL-sized Nintendo 3DS will be coming to North America this summer.
Reggie Fils-Aime, president of Nintendo of America, confirmed the August 19th launch date during a Nintendo Direct presentation. The new system hits the same day as 3DS game New Super Mario Bros. 2.
The Nintendo 3DS XL will be priced at $199.99 and will include a 4GB memory card.
This is a wise decision by Nintendo. Americans are only getting fatter. Our sausage-like fingers cannot properly handle a normal-sized handheld videogame console. My only complaint is that Nintendo will not include a juvenille diabetes pump with the system (it is a 34.95 separate acessory).
Source: theverge.com
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