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Young Man’s Gift Card Guide 2k11

Hello! So you got gift cards for Christmas. Giving a gift card is tricky because it already says that you know an area someone is interested in, but not specific enough or brave enough to buy something specific. This guide will help you figure out what people were trying to tell you with their gift of a gift card.

“I don’t know you, but Wal Mart sells all things”

“Now you can finish that screenplay you’re always talking about”

“I don’t really know you except I heard that you hate Wal Mart, and Target sells all things also”

“You’re always talking about the apps on your DROID phone, so now you can buy some more!”

“You’re getting fat, but I don’t want to say that explicitly”

“I don’t really know you except I heard that you hate Wal Mart and you’re agoraphobic, and Amazon sells all things also”